Catholic Dog?

A Catholic Pastor decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of his congregation, he felt the dog must also be a Catholic. He visited kennel after kennel and explained his needs. Finally, he found a kennel whose owner assured him he had just the dog he wanted. The owner brought the dog in to meet the Pastor.

"Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.

"Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw. The Pastor was very impressed and purchased the dog.

That evening, a group of church members came to visit.
The Pastor began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses. The visitors were very impressed. One man asked, "Can he do regular dog tricks, too?"

"I haven't tried yet," the Pastor replied.
He pointed his finger at the dog.

"HEEL!" the Pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one paw on the Pastor's forehead and began to howl.

The Pastor looked at the church members in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's Pentecostal !